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Napkins of the Future

December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 Mark Eisenbraun

Students are inventing new ways to use their tablets and phones to solve problems that have been afflicting society for ages. They are developing updates to replace a seriously outdated technology; unlike our phones which ....

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Got Grades? Probably Not.

October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 Viana Waldner

As the deadline for midterm deficiency grades finally arrives, some DSU students are getting a grade for the first time all semester. "I have already submitted 2 papers and 3 projects for this class," shared ....

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DSU Students Return from Area 51 Raid

September 25, 2019September 25, 2019 Rachel Bruntz

On September 20th, 2019, a number of individuals traveled to Nevada in the hopes of partaking in a raid of Area 51. This event originated on Facebook as an internet joke in July that quickly ....

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Traffic Redirection…or Psychological Experiment?

September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 Seth Fleming

With the start of the new school year, most of DSU has noticed that Washington Avenue has fallen victim to the fury of construction workers. Turns out that this will have an even longer impact ....

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Revolutionary DSU Student Research Unveiled

April 1, 2019October 31, 2019 Seth Fleming

Starting on Wednesday, March 27, DSU hosted several students to present and seek approval for various research projects. Both graduate and undergraduate students showcased projects of great interest to all those who attended, including The Correlations ....

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Midwest Found to be the Cause of Global Warming

March 17, 2019March 17, 2019 Viana Waldner

Everybody knows there is only a set amount of warmth and cold in the world. So what happens when one area hogs all the cold? The rest of the world warms up, of course. It ....

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DSU Students Found with Rare Genetic Anomaly

February 12, 2019March 27, 2019 Rachel Bruntz

It has recently been discovered through a series of tests conducted by the biology department on the DSU campus that a number of students have a rare strand of DNA not commonly found among most ....

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DSU’s New Ice Rink Has 8-plex Tenants Up in Arms

January 16, 2019January 16, 2019 Luke Reiner

Over Christmas break, Dakota State University implemented a new ice rink just north of the big blue parking lot. While it used to be a small park, DSU decided that it was better to add ....

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DSU Embraces Cryotherapy

November 29, 2018November 29, 2018 Jaclynn Rogers

It's no secret that Dakota State University is remarkably passionate about maintaining the health and wellness of its students. The Student Health office is always available (during office hours and with student ID) for minor ....

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Mystery Solved: Sodexo Serves Bad Food to Promote Dieting

September 14, 2018 Seth Fleming

The Chief Marketing Officer Bruno Vanhaelst of Sodexo, one of the world’s largest multinational corporations, is simply disgusted by the gross percentage of obese young adults around the world and he has taken it upon ....

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