Napkins of the Future
Students are inventing new ways to use their tablets and phones to solve problems that have been afflicting society for ages. They are developing updates to replace a seriously outdated technology; unlike our phones which ....
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Got Grades? Probably Not.
As the deadline for midterm deficiency grades finally arrives, some DSU students are getting a grade for the first time all semester. "I have already submitted 2 papers and 3 projects for this class," shared ....
DSU Students Return from Area 51 Raid
On September 20th, 2019, a number of individuals traveled to Nevada in the hopes of partaking in a raid of Area 51. This event originated on Facebook as an internet joke in July that quickly ....
Revolutionary DSU Student Research Unveiled
Starting on Wednesday, March 27, DSU hosted several students to present and seek approval for various research projects. Both graduate and undergraduate students showcased projects of great interest to all those who attended, including The Correlations ....
Midwest Found to be the Cause of Global Warming
Everybody knows there is only a set amount of warmth and cold in the world. So what happens when one area hogs all the cold? The rest of the world warms up, of course. It ....
DSU Students Found with Rare Genetic Anomaly
It has recently been discovered through a series of tests conducted by the biology department on the DSU campus that a number of students have a rare strand of DNA not commonly found among most ....
DSU’s New Ice Rink Has 8-plex Tenants Up in Arms
Over Christmas break, Dakota State University implemented a new ice rink just north of the big blue parking lot. While it used to be a small park, DSU decided that it was better to add ....
DSU Embraces Cryotherapy
It's no secret that Dakota State University is remarkably passionate about maintaining the health and wellness of its students. The Student Health office is always available (during office hours and with student ID) for minor ....