Young Adults Pursue the Real Careers
High school graduates no longer need to get higher education. Young adults are officially chasing the real high-paying jobs- working...
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LEAKED Transcript for “DSU Dining During COVID” PSA
EXT. DSU CAMPUS – ARCH IN SIGHT – MIDDAY ANNOUNCER stands beneath the arch, waiting for his cue, tapping one...
Napkins of the Future
Students are inventing new ways to use their tablets and phones to solve problems that have been afflicting society for...
Got Grades? Probably Not.
As the deadline for midterm deficiency grades finally arrives, some DSU students are getting a grade for the first time...
DSU Students Return from Area 51 Raid
On September 20th, 2019, a number of individuals traveled to Nevada in the hopes of partaking in a raid of...
Revolutionary DSU Student Research Unveiled
Starting on Wednesday, March 27, DSU hosted several students to present and seek approval for various research projects. Both graduate...
Midwest Found to be the Cause of Global Warming
Everybody knows there is only a set amount of warmth and cold in the world. So what happens when one...
DSU Students Found with Rare Genetic Anomaly
It has recently been discovered through a series of tests conducted by the biology department on the DSU campus that...
DSU’s New Ice Rink Has 8-plex Tenants Up in Arms
Over Christmas break, Dakota State University implemented a new ice rink just north of the big blue parking lot. While...
DSU Embraces Cryotherapy
It's no secret that Dakota State University is remarkably passionate about maintaining the health and wellness of its students. The...
