Happy Valentine’s Day to my dear love true –
I have an extra special DSU day planned for you.
Surprise! Here’s some flowers – I got a good deal
at the annual Trojan Zone Valentine’s sale.
For our elegant dinner, I want you to choose:
On second thought, sweetie, let’s just drive through DQ.
Forgive me, baby, I don’t have much money,
but I promise I’ll win for you tonight in Esports, honey.
Want a good time? We can go for a stroll
on the snowy sidewalks – just don’t slip and fall!
Afterwards we can recover from our lovely long day
with some cheap hot cocoa provided by my RA.
Believe me, darling, I love you so
But I have 8am class tomorrow so I better go.